Unmasked: Research-based personality test based on the masks you wear.

I do solemnly swear to the editors of the morning glory and our 3.5 readers that the fact it’s less than a week before mocks will have no impact on the quality and well-researched-ness of the content I craft. So now, I guess your personality based on your masks.

Surgical blue masks

You like tradition, and that's okay. You’re also not terribly fussy about your appearance. You're much more concerned about all the pain and suffering in the world, that's your priority. The fact you look positively medieval compared to those sporting all the newer iterations of the mask should not be a problem. You also like to eat salad without dressing.

Surgical pink / purple / white masks

You like to stay on the safe side. Too safe, sometimes. You're aware that blue can be deadly boring, but don't dare tread too far. You don't want to upset anyone, even if it is sometimes to your detriment. And you wouldn't dream of complaining or or sending a dish back at a restaurant; after all, the chef has gone through his utmost efforts to make it as thoroughly vile as possible in every way conceivable. You couldn't possibly undermine these efforts?

N95 masks

You have a nuclear bunker under your house, just to the left of that moat you dug a while back. Misanthrope, you are. As a result, the pandemic thing isn't really affecting you socially, but there's no harm upping the measures - just in case. ‘Just in case’ also happens to be your catchphrase. When someone says “good morning” to you, your first thought is not to say it back but to look out the window to see if it indeed is the morning, or if this might be the day you finally spot a glitch in the matrix…

Origami masks

You are the visionaries. You've realised that having your nose squashed is not a prerequisite for not dying. You've found a hack for everything. The world is your oyster and you either do something well, or you don't do it at all. Others might not understand the way to function, but they can't fault you on it. You always manage - somehow.

Black / white fabric masks

I don't quite know how to make you out - but that's precisely it. You exist in limbo. You're too scientific to be an artist but too artistic to be a scientist. Your IB and/or AP combinations confound us all. People can't put you in a box, which sometimes makes it difficult when you just want to have a friend yet can't find any cliches willing to adopt a hybrid. You’re like pizza 4ps; is it fancy, is it not? I still don't know.

Patterned / coloured Fabric masks

My people. Creative, quirky, and eccentric. Even if your masks are made of 100% wool (FYI mine are), you are by no means sheeple. The uniformity of the masks others wear makes you weary of the lack of self-expression in your peers. You - you are expressive. Before, when showing your face was not a crime, you would always wear your emotions and thoughts on your sleeves . Now that it is, you need a new means to express yourself and your uniqueness. Masks, it is then.

None of the above

Serial killer.

So which are you? What? I said it was research-based but never specified my methodology. In fact, I don't actually think I can - just vibes, you know?

Still, probably no less accurate than most personality tests.